Ballsack Ninja

Kicking Ass with His Ballsack

Zukatataarikamime Tokitozuka is a Ninja master who fights crime the only way he knows how, with balls. His modified nunchucks instill fear in all those who dare break the law as his mighty ballsack knocks you to the floor.

Cool Ninja Terms

• aisha: manipulating soft hearted people
• bo jutsu: art of fighting with a six foot staff
• bokuto: wooden practice sword
• doka: pocket warmer
• fukiya: blow pipes and blow guns
• gyoku: gem, jewel; testicles
• hanateppo: iron bullets fired from a bamboo shaft
• happo hiken: eight methods of secret swords
• ishisao: stone rod used for signaling
• jo: a stick usually measuring fortyeight to fifty inches in length
• kozutsu: wooden guns which fire metal ballsh